Archaeologists have not yet discovered any stage of human existence without art....– Alexsandr Solzhenitsyn, Beauty Will Save the World (via quaerere-deum)
My metabolism: I am fast!
My sneaky metabolism: But also extremely lazy. I'll burn whatever is in your stomach so you're hungry all the time.
My asshole metabolism: I'll leave enough in your body so that it sticks to your hips, ass and belly.
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No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.– Kurt Vonnegut (via tillthemusicends) IS Vonnegut talking about ME?
What are the french famous for? Perfume that smells good — a sense of smell....– Anthony Bourdain (via bigblacknips)
The trouble is, you think you have time.– Buddha (via beautilation)
You’re the everything That led me to...